T TENTION ALL DOGS!!!
THE FOLLOWING ARE IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS FOR EVERY DOG TO KNOW


Instructions for properly hugging a baby

First, find a baby.


Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.


Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier .

The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.


Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality .

If this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life. Good luck to all of you! ========================================================================