20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity > > > > 1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with > > sunglasses on and point your hairdryer at passing > > cars. See if they slow down. > > > > 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise > > your voice. > > > > 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if > > they want fries with that. > > > > 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it > > "In". > > > > 5. Put decaf coffee in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. > > Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine > > addictions, switch to espresso. > > > > 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for > > smuggling diamonds." > > > > 7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance With > > the Prophecy." > > > > 8. Don't use any punctuation > > > > 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. > > > > 10. With a serious face, order a diet water whenever > > you go out to eat. > > > > 11. Specify that your Drive-thru order is "to go" > > > > 12. Sing along at the opera. > > > > 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't > > rhyme. > > > > 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and > > play tropical sounds all day. > > > > 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't > > attend their party because you're not in the mood. > > > > 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling > > name, Rock Bottom. > > > > 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I > > won! I won!" > > > > 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the > > parking lot, yelling "run for your lives! They're > > loose!" > > > > 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the > > economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." > > > > 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity...send >this to > > someone to make them smile.
I just read in Weight watchers Mag. That if you chew sugarless gum. In between your meals it will prevent you want snacking inbetween . So it will help prevent any extra pounds .
